He's the fastest machine around, not the quickest thinker.
Eggman: Prepare to meet your doom, Sonic! I have created an exact robot replica of you.
Eggman: Meet Metal Sonic!
(Metal Sonic flys in)
Eggman: And, uh... uh, quick warning, maybe slightly buggy. Was a little distracted building it. Girlfriend issues, heh, heh. And before you ask, Yes, I have a real girlfriend, and Nooo, she is not a robot I built which has now gone haywire. A-anyway, see ya!
Metal Sonic: We are perfectly matched, completely identical in everyway, Chronic the Hedgeblog.
Sonic: You'll never defeat... Wait, wait, what? I'm, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog.
Metal sonic: That is precisely what I said, Lonex the Ledgedog.
(short pause at Sonic staring unamused at Metal sonic)
Metal Sonic: The fastes Mean Bean Machine alive. Favorite food: Colddogs, Rival: Fistman the Red Hedgehog, Goal: Collect all the chaos nachos.
Sonic: Where, where are you getting this information from?
Metal Sonic: Surprising? Hahahahah. I am programmed to think exactly like you, the Blue Barkman.
Sonic: that's not my nickname.
Metal Sonic: The eren blur?
Metal Sonic: The... racial slur!
Metal Sonic: Oh, look! It's our best friend and father and secret lover, Trails the Hedgehog!
(Tails flies into scene)
Tails: Wha?! What's goin' on? (Pulls out gun) Which one of you is the real sonic?!
Sonic: What?! Are you, Are you serious?! I am clearly... the real Sonic!
Metal Sonic: Don't listen to him, trails... it is me, metal.... I mean, flesh Sonic, the normal Sonic, the human Sonic, Sonic the hot farmer
Sonic: Sooo much of that was wrong!
Tails: Don't worry, Sonic... I know the real you.
(Tails shoots Metal Sonic, and the bullet ricochets off him and hits the real Sonic in the head)
Metal Sonic: Way to take out that phony fake-imposter, Whales the Hedgefun.
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