Mario Dumps Pauline is a Dorkly video. When Mario rescues Pauline he informs her that he rescued her to tell her that he is breaking up with her.
Mario rescues Pauline, only for him to tell her that he's dating Princess Peach. She then calls him a itailian greasy shit bag for them to argue. He then claims that they both know that they had problems in the relashonship besides Pauline being captured by Donkey Kong. Pauline decides to leave Mario and date Donkey Kong and they leave to the level of trampoline. Mario then see's he forgot to give her back her parasol and decides to mail it to her.