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Bowser's Marital Problems is about Bowser and his wife having marriage issues with each other.

Plot[]

The video begins with Bowser going to Linda's house in a strange clown-like attack copter which both disgusts and infuriates his wife because Bowser went to a dealership full of death machines and mecha-tanks and the only thing he bought was a flower with a clown face on it. Bowser tries to explain that the copter can be a death machine but instead shows its different expressions making it a "happy clown" and an "angry clown". He then shows the copter's useless (but nonetheless dangerous) weaponry such as Mecha Koopas (to which Bowser claims to be thematically appropriate). Bowser's wife then explains to him how useless flying pirate ships are due to the fact that they only go one direction. Bowser tries to show how roomy the copter is, and that he can fit a whole Princess in it, but it only upsets Linda, even more, and she says that Bowser looks like a Piranha Plant who's choking on a fugly baby, and Bowser putting Princess Peach (their meal ticket) on an attack vehicle is the stupidest thing she ever heard. Linda then calls Bowser a moron and says that she's leaving. Bowser asks her if she will take the Koopalings with her, but she says that they (whom she refers to as little shits) are his problem now. After Linda leaves, Bowser makes a "sad clown" face expression. The video then ends.

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